Marriage is a lifetime commitment, and it is not always easy to keep the spark alive. However, some couples have found a way to make their long marriages work by sharing a laugh or two. Here are some funny stories about long marriages that will surely make you smile.
The Unforgettable Anniversary
A couple who had been married for 50 years decided to celebrate their anniversary in a special way. The husband surprised his wife by taking her to the same restaurant where they had their first date. As they sat down to eat, the wife noticed the waiter staring at them. She asked her husband if he knew the waiter, and he replied, "Yes, we went to school together." The wife was surprised and asked, "Really? What did he become?" The husband replied, "He became a waiter."
The Lost Keys
A couple who had been married for 30 years was getting ready to go out for dinner when the wife realized she had lost her car keys. They searched everywhere, but they couldn't find them. Finally, the husband said, "Why don't we just take your car instead?" The wife replied, "But my car is parked in the garage, and I have lost the garage keys too!"
The Birthday Present
A couple who had been married for 25 years was celebrating the husband's birthday. The wife asked him what he wanted as a present, and he replied, "A sports car." The wife was shocked and said, "But we can't afford a sports car!" The husband replied, "Well, then I guess I'll just have to settle for a hug and a kiss." The wife smiled and said, "That's more like it."
The Bickering Couple
A couple who had been married for 40 years was known for their constant bickering. One day, their neighbor asked the husband how they managed to stay married for so long despite their disagreements. The husband replied, "Well, we have a simple rule. I make all the big decisions, and my wife makes all the small decisions." The neighbor asked, "But how does that work?" The husband replied, "Simple. I make all the big decisions, like where to live, what car to buy, and so on. And my wife makes all the small decisions, like what to cook, what to wear, and so on."
The Forgetful Husband
A couple who had been married for 50 years was getting ready to go out for dinner when the husband realized he had forgotten his wallet. The wife asked him how he could forget such an important thing, and he replied, "Well, I'm getting old, and my memory is not as good as it used to be." The wife smiled and said, "That's okay, dear. I'll pay for dinner tonight, and you can pay for it next time we go out."
The Anniversary Gift
A couple who had been married for 60 years was celebrating their anniversary. The wife asked her husband what he wanted as a gift, and he replied, "A divorce." The wife was shocked and asked, "Why do you want a divorce after all these years?" The husband replied, "Well, I've had enough of your nagging and complaining." The wife smiled and said, "Okay, but remember that you will have to pay alimony."
The Romantic Husband
A couple who had been married for 35 years was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. The husband leaned over to his wife and whispered, "I love you." The wife smiled and whispered back, "I love you too." The husband then leaned over and whispered, "I still get butterflies in my stomach every time I see you." The wife smiled and whispered back, "That's because you're getting old and your stomach is getting weak."
The Anniversary Card
A couple who had been married for 45 years was exchanging anniversary cards. The husband gave his wife a card that read, "To my wonderful wife, on our anniversary." The wife gave her husband a card that read, "To my dear husband, on our anniversary." The husband was disappointed and asked, "Is that all you have to say?" The wife replied, "Well, I couldn't find a card that said, 'To my wonderful husband, who still looks as handsome as the day we met, and who still makes my heart skip a beat every time I see him.'"
The Anniversary Cake
A couple who had been married for 50 years was celebrating their anniversary with a cake. As they were cutting the cake, the wife accidentally dropped a piece on the floor. The husband quickly picked it up and said, "Five-second rule!" The wife replied, "You're not five years old anymore." The husband smiled and said, "I may be old, but I'm still young at heart."
The Forgetful Wife
A couple who had been married for 40 years was getting ready to go out for dinner when the wife realized she had forgotten her purse. The husband asked her how she could forget such an important thing, and she replied, "Well, I'm getting old, and my memory is not as good as it used to be." The husband smiled and said, "That's okay, dear. I'll pay for dinner tonight, and you can pay for it next time we go out."
The Anniversary Trip
A couple who had been married for 30 years decided to take a trip to celebrate their anniversary. As they were driving, the husband suddenly pulled over to the side of the road. The wife asked him what was wrong, and he replied, "I can't drive anymore. My eyesight is getting worse." The wife smiled and said, "That's okay, dear. I'll drive." The husband replied, "No, I'm not worried about you driving. I'm worried about the other drivers on the road."
The Anniversary Surprise
A couple who had been married for 50 years was celebrating their anniversary with a surprise party. As they walked into the party, they were greeted by their friends and family. The husband was surprised and asked his wife how she had managed to keep the party a secret. The wife smiled and said, "Oh, it was easy. I just told everyone it was a funeral."
The Anniversary Dance
A couple who had been married for 25 years was celebrating their anniversary with a dance. As they were dancing, the husband suddenly stopped and said, "I'm sorry, dear. I can't dance anymore. My legs are not as strong as they used to be." The wife smiled and said, "That's okay, dear. We can just sit and watch the others dance." The husband replied, "No, I want to dance with you." He then lifted his wife in his arms and started dancing with her.
The Anniversary Toast
A couple who had been married for 60 years was celebrating their anniversary with a toast. The husband raised his glass and said, "To my beautiful wife, who has been my partner in life for 60 years." The wife raised her glass and said, "To my loving husband, who has made my life complete for 60 years." The husband then paused and said, "And to our children, who have made our life interesting for 60 years."
The Anniversary Song
A couple who had been married for 40 years was celebrating their anniversary with a song. The husband took out his guitar and started singing a love song to his wife. As he finished the song, the wife smiled and said, "That was beautiful, dear. But you know you're not a good singer." The husband replied, "I know. That's why I wrote the song."
The Anniversary Photos
A couple who had been married for 50 years was celebrating their anniversary with photos. As they were going through their old photo album, the husband pointed to a picture and said, "Look at us in this picture. We were so young and in love." The wife replied, "We're still in love, dear. We're just not as young as we used to be."
The Anniversary Flowers
A couple who had been married for 30 years was celebrating their anniversary with flowers. The husband surprised his wife by sending her a bouquet of flowers at work. As she opened the card, she read, "Happy anniversary, my love. I hope this bouquet makes up for all the times I forgot to buy you flowers."
The Anniversary Cake Mishap
A couple who had been married for 25 years was celebrating their anniversary with a cake. As they were cutting the cake, the wife accidentally cut her finger. The husband quickly grabbed a napkin and wrapped it around her finger. As he was kissing her finger to make it feel better, he accidentally swallowed her wedding ring. The wife was shocked and asked, "Did you just swallow my wedding ring?" The husband replied, "Yes, but don't worry. I'll get it back."
The Anniversary Surprise Party
A couple who had been married for 50 years was celebrating their anniversary with a surprise party. As they walked into the party, they were greeted by their friends and family. The husband was surprised and asked his wife how she had managed to keep the party a secret. The wife smiled and said, "Oh, it was easy. I just told everyone it was a surprise party for someone else."
The Anniversary Gift Exchange
A couple who had been married for 40 years was exchanging anniversary gifts. The husband gave his wife a beautiful diamond necklace. The wife gave her husband a gift certificate for a free massage. The husband was disappointed and asked, "Is that all you have to give me?" The wife replied, "Well, I figured after 40 years, you should be able to give yourself a massage."
The Anniversary Surprise Trip
A couple who had been married for 30 years was celebrating their anniversary with a surprise trip. The husband surprised his wife by taking her to Paris. As they were walking along the Seine River, the husband suddenly got down on one knee and pulled out a small box. The wife was shocked and asked, "What is that?" The husband replied, "It's a surprise. Open it." The wife opened the box and found a small piece of paper that read, "Surprise! We're going to London next!"
The Anniversary Dance
A couple who had been married for 50 years was celebrating their anniversary with a dance. As they were dancing, the husband suddenly stopped and said, "I'm sorry, dear. I can't dance anymore. My legs are not as strong as they used to be." The wife smiled and said, "That's okay, dear. We can just sit and watch the others dance." The husband replied, "No, I want to dance with you." He then lifted his wife in his arms and started dancing with her.
The Anniversary Toast
A couple who had been married for 60 years was celebrating their anniversary with a toast. The husband raised his glass and said, "To my beautiful wife, who has been my partner in life for 60 years." The wife raised her glass and said, "To my loving husband, who has made my life complete for 60 years." The husband then paused